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Вечер. Мъж се прибира тичешком и без да каже дума, започва да си събира багажа.
Жена му:
– Мили! Какво се е случило? Къде отиваш?
– В Никарагуа!!!
– Защо?
– Защото там жените на всяко чукане дават по три долара на мъжа!
Жената скача и бързо започва да си събира и тя багажа.
Мъжът:
– А ти къде?
– В Никарагуа!!!
– Защо?!?
– Искам да видя как ще живееш с шест долара месечно.





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