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Срещнали се трима приятели пред гробищата, а единият много унил.
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– С какво? Цяла година няма да мога да върна заемите за погребението!
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– Моята тъща – казал третият – като умря, с баджанака копнахме половин метър дупка, боднахме я права и като й ударихме едно латексче – стана и паметник!

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