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18 годишно момиче казало на майка си,че е бременно във втория месец.Псувайки и плачейки,майката попитала:„Коя е тази свиня,която ти причини това?Искам да го видя!“
Момичето грабнало телефона и се обадило някъде.Половин ча по-късно,пред къщата спряло Ферари.От него слязъл изискан мъж на средна възраст с прошарена коса и безупречен костюм на Армани.Влязъл в къщата и седнал в дневната заедно с момичето и намръщените и родители.
–Добър ден!-започнал разговорът мъжа. Вашата дъщеря ме информира за проблема.Аз не мога да се оженя за нея заради семейното и социалното ми положение,но ще поема грижите за нея.Ще платя всички разходи и издръжката на дъщеря ви за цял живот.Отделно,ако се роди момиче ще и подаря Ферари,къща на крайбрежието,два магазина,вила на плажа и два милиона долара в банката.Ако се роди момче,ще му завещая две фабрики,къща в града и четири милиона долара в банката.Но нямам решение как да постъпя,ако дъщеря ви пометне.
Тук бащата,който до този момент не проронил и дума станал,сложил бащински ръка на рамото на човека и казал:
–Ще се наложи да я еб*ш пак……….





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